When You Date A Malayali

Reasons to love your Mallu Boy:

For any reason – be it an icebreaker in a meeting or just a lavish set – a Malayali will have a story up to his sleeve. When you are high, to celebrate your happiness and even when you are low, your Mallu boy will have a story to you.

Should not ignore a Malayali's intelligence. I felt myself in need of digging my school books and burning up my literature to be able to talk regularly.

Malaysians, even in areas outside their jobs, have an unending knowledge capacity! It's also a podcast that my friend likes to listen to while travelling. The hardcore story is no longer an alliteration. A Mallu seems to be a paying dictionary of knowledge which you don't really hesitate to inquire. If you learn little today about the medicinal effects of canola oil, tomorrow, he might even paint a diagram for you.

This hunger for knowledge is largely due to the fact that it is infective. Don't know why, but pleased to learn, give it to you for a few months, and you will hear StarTalk while driving.

Create, paint, make movies, language skills, technology, nursing, you name it, you know. Surprisingly, their passion for doing right with their abilities hits.

A Mallu comprises first of fire, next of limbs and bones. We aspire to do their utmost and then aim for something more. You can definitely be rattled, but motivated by this sort of push. This is a healthy equilibrium.

It should be enough to say–the sex is feisty, radical and loving. Mallus has an enduring reputation for having been great in bed, and I can happily testify to this generalization.

Nonetheless, subconscious sex is something your nice Malayali neighbourhood is not good at. There must be an emotional connection to make it truly beautiful.

And I have learned over time that if you see yourself as a man who respects his own needs, maintain him.

SCORE Mallu kids. You scoring, rolling and discussing films/sex/slicing. Malayalis also have endless alcohol capability. They're going to be 20 shots in but they're still everybody dropping home.

I happened to be in a room filled with Mallus after the notorious beef ban. There could be glass cutting tension. "You can take beef away from the Mallu, but you can't take a Mallu out of his beef, after a few long and thoughtful drags from Ganya, a person with a loud beard and a deep voice!"The wall would be weeping orange if there was a revolution now.

Overall, Mallus loves food. And if you're one of them, you're served rarely and you're provided at least three times a day a well-made cup of coffee. Life and coffee have been filled with caring–this friendship is rewarding.

This is the only word I learned about a quintessence Malayali man in a year and a half. It means–sufficient (not to be confused with the type of fish' matthi').

As human beings, we continue to strive for more than, always unhappy, ever unhappy. It's only that –Mathi, sufficient–in our irritating and topical life to find a loving man, polite and prepared to stay with us.

So just go on! So go on! Seek a Mallu boy, give him a jack and look at him delightfully. So let him consume you.

Cast and Crew:

WRITER VINEETH SRINIVASAN DIRECTOR SHASHANK VARMA ASSISTANT DIRECTOR ZISHAN ZAFFAR DOP TAPASVI MEHTA EXECUTIVE PRODUCER AAKASH ARORA CAST NAYANA SHYAM VIRAJ GHELANI KARTHIK MENON VINEETH SRINIVASAN ZISHAN ZAFFAR AAKASH ARORA EDITOR MRINALINI MATHUR GRAPHICS MANOJ OMRE SHREYA SETHI GAURAV JHAMB ANUJ DABRAL ARZOO NAQVI SOUND DESIGN HARSHVARDHAN SINGH HARDIK DESAI MAKEUP AND HAIR RAJU DRESSMAN MAHENDRA R PRASAD VIDEO OPERATIONS RAUNAK RAMTEKE CAMERA ATTENDANT ONE STOP CINE LIGHT ATTENDANT GOLDEN LIGHTS SOUND RECORDIST NIKKU SPOT SHRAVAN KUMAR SUBTITLES KARTHIK MENON